I Suck at Starcraft 2 is a www.cynicalbrit.com production. This is the first episode of a series, documenting just how terrible I am at Starcraft 2. The purpose is to provide a unique perspective on the game in it’s beta phase, that of the absolute beginner.
The series starts with his very first game against a real opponent and continues onwards (hopefully) showing me getting better and learning from my mistakes. I will mercilessly rip my own performance apart, analysing exactly what I did wrong and how to do it better, against an experienced sparring partner. If you’re looking for pro-play, you’re in the wrong place, this is anti-pro, the worst of the worst, this is “ISS2″ Production information
The Starcraft 2 beta does not support 720p resolution at the correct resolution. As a result, this video will have small black borders. Annoying I know. Settings wise, this is on ultra, but obviously doesn’t look quite as good as it would it were played in 2560×1600, which is my usual resolution. Not that you could record in 2560×1600 anyway. The video is recorded in 1280×768 at 30fps. For those interested in what kind of machine I’m running to play on Ultra at 2560×1600, it’s not as beefy as you’d think. CPU : E8400 @ Stock 3ghz RAM : 4gigs OCZ Reaper-X DDR2800 @ 4.4.3.15 GFX : 2x ATI 5770 in Crossfire Monitor : Dell 3008WFP. Ok yeah, that bit’s expensive. Fact is this game runs on almost anything, it’s extremely well optimised even in …
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lol so awesome man. I swear I have ran into your WoW and BFBC2 vids as well.
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Im even worse!!
I dont even have the game!
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Normally you have like 11 marines with 1 barracks at 4-5 minutes
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SC2 being just about the worst RTS to start with, i think very few noobs are watching this… Maybe for strategy but not mostly the things hes talking about. WC3 is good because its so rediculassly simple and the early BFME Battles are good too…
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@bacardee he was for a 50 minute video he did
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Thanks! I suck at both games! these videos really helped me! now i’m only mediocere. Horay for medocridy!
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your voice gives me tingles in my jingle :3
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whoa, erotic voice..
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@devilhunterred it isnt as good as the Terran Wraith’s accent (from StarCraft 1)
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spend all your resources, try to keep them as close as 0 at all time
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@D4gI3 what do you think these videos are for?
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can som 1 give a noob a general low down on how your supposed to play each race? lol thnx.
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@igottehgoodstuffz Well if you’re decent, you notice that kind of thing.
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@LojiQaen protoss is a OK to wall off. their dumb workers can make plasma cannons in your base if you dont pay attention.
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@someone332 If you scout it, which you should, you can easily counter it especially after the patch that nerfed zealot rushes. Just scout it and you don’t need the wall.
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@LojiQaen Early zealot rush is very common, especially with the 4gate. Chargelots are even worse.
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I bet im worse
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i dont like the way that toss player did his build order
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Youu so suck!
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@chom03 He said it was the third pylon because he already had 1 when he started creating the other 2
Basic math: 1 Pylon existing + 2 pylons being made = The last one was his third pylon!
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You really should not wall off against anything but zerg.
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lol so much wrong
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at 2:43 u mention 3rd pylon but there was only 2 pylons being made.
damn noob look b4 u say something
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@Shrukain22 This game was a few days after the gsame came out, I doubt they really knew much, and they aren’t the best of players but that’s what makes this series so good.
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@devilhunterred
us brits doing our bit
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